Ya know… this shit right here…. this shit ain’t bad…

Barack Obama has done what many just a year ago thought was impossible. He took on the most powerful family in Democratic politics and won. On Tuesday, Obama became the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, marking the first time an African-American will head the ticket of a major political party.

Congrats meng! In other news, Hilldawg is reportedly in talks with various mercenaries to have his ass assassinated if he doesn’t choose her for Vice President.

Not that we here at Celebully are the political type or anything but this is just hilariously fucked up.

Hillary Clinton today brought up the assassination of Sen. Robert Kennedy while defending her decision to stay in the race against Barack Obama.

“My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don’t understand it,” she said, dismissing calls to drop out.

So in other words, ” I’m sticking in the race cause that nigga’ll probably get shot in June, AHAAAAA”

Hilldawg goes in hard. All homo.

Hilarious. See here for the original.

Black is the new President bitch.

Slam dunk. In his mind’s eye that nigga did a victory lap and topped it off with a lil’ Harlem Shake on her face.

What’s wrong with being a good negro? Apparently everything.

don’t trust any negro to be your leader that hasn’t been in jail…if the white man aint put him in jail he aint qualified to be your leader

If he’s been in jail, chances are, he deserved to be — but I forgot, anytime blacks are locked up, it’s a conspiracy against the entire race.

…and I don’t mean the shake (although, how fucking funny would that shit be?). Barack Obama, who hopes to be the first black president, did what anyone in his position should do and played his race card. Nigga hit up the Apollo son. Peep the vid.