I mean… lil bow wow…

This nigga is rockin’ a fag bag. This is how it starts. First the man-purse, then comes extra long tees with the ass cut out.

This could explain the connection Omarion and Bow Wow have. It was rumored that Bow Wow was molested (read: butt-raped) by his limo driver a few years back.

Here’s the videos:

Who isn’t taking shots at this lil nigga these days? Anyways, XXL made a top 26 list of why this nigga sucks ass:

1 You’re short.
2 You’re really short.
3 You still got a baby face.
4 You seem like a mama’s boy. Worst than Usher before the family wrecker came along.
5 Somebody else bumped your girl. 50 Cent!
6 R Kelly punked you out the “I’m a Flirt” song.
7 Your mentor JD gets no respect.
8 You seem like an ingrate cause you’re always shitting on the dude that put you on.
9 You were born in 1987. A year after Raising Hell.
10 You dropped the Lil from your name. Which is worst than being Lil in the first place.
11 You made an album with a nigga from B2K.
12 Lil girls love you. No, they really love you.
13 You call yourself Mr. 106 and Park like that’s a cool thing to be. Who’s your comp there AJ or Terrence J?
14 You call yourself Bow Wizzle like a fake baby Snoop Dogg who never put you on in the first place.
15 Death Row never signed you.
16 You call yourself Bow Weezy and we already got a Weezy.
17 You call yourself the Prince of the O-Town.
18 You come up with bad nicknames.
19 You jack other rapper’s flows and styles.
20 You make bad movies.
21 You got a Napoleon complex.
22 You talk too much.
23 You don’t listen.
24 You’re loud and wrong. As usual.
25 You’ll probably dismiss this and any criticism as hating.
26 You don’t have any hip-hop fans who care about you enough to make a list this long.

Ether? Jus a lil bit.

At around 2:30. I guess if you have to have that chat on national TV, might as well by from Tyra while chillin on her lap and shit.

And hold up… is it just me, or are these two niggas getting a little too cozy? Acting like an old married couple and shit. Check out the tear in Bow Wow’s eye when he expresses sadness that Omarion — his favorite dancer — doesn’t get more respect than Justin Timblerlake. You stand up for yo man gurl!

Bow Wow will need to sit his next show out after being rushed to the hospital:

Rap superstar Bow Wow was rushed to a local area hospital immediately following his co-headlining performance on the Chris Brown tour. On the road promoting the December 11th release of his new album Face Off, Bow Wow is in good spirits and awaiting the doctors diagnosis which appears to be a combination of stress and exhaustion. Bow Wow will have to sit out his Chicago appearance tonight, but promises his Chicago-area fans that “he loves them and will be sure to come back to Chicago soon!”

Obviously, we’ll update once more information becomes available.