…and his penis.
Come on. I think we all know what’s going to happen during those 33 minutes and I can guarantee that while it will involve holes, it most certainly will NOT be holy.
I ain’t cock blockin’ tho… if it works, more power to ya pimp.
Somewhere, Kevin Federline is laughing. An out-of-shape, out-of-touch Britney Spears delivered what was destined to be the most talked-about performance of the MTV Video Music Awards — but for all the wrong reasons.
Kicking off the show Sunday night with her new single, “Gimme More,” Spears looked bleary and unprepared, much like her recent tabloid exploits on the streets of Los Angeles.
She walked through her dance moves with little enthusiasm. It appeared she had forgotten the entire art of lip-synching. And, perhaps most unforgivable given her once-taut frame, she looked embarrassingly out of shape.
Even the celebrity-studded audience seemed bewildered. 50 Cent looked at Spears with a confused expression; Diddy, her new best friend, was expressionless.
Some comeback.
BRITNEY SPEARS was offered the chance to record UMBRELLA, before RIHANNA made it a number one hit - but the pop princess turned it down. American music producer Tricky Stewart - who created the track - has confessed Spears was given first option on the song. He made the revelation to British singer/songwriter Taio Cruz. Cruz says, “I was working with Tricky in his studio the day he finished Umbrella. As soon as I heard it I said, ‘That is a smash, I have to have it,’ but he told me it was on hold for Britney. “He waited but Britney’s people never called him back.” Rihanna turned the song into a huge hit, holding the number one spot in the U.K. chart for a staggering 10 weeks.
Oh Brittney Brittney Brittney…your career is going down faster than a drunk fat chick at a college party.
Dancer/rapper Kevin (”K-Fed”) Federline, who got his 15 minutes of fame while he was married to Britney Spears, was turned away from the set of the Keanu Reeves movie The Night Watchman when he arrived for a wardrobe call, published reports said Tuesday. According to the reports, Federline’s manager had forgotten to inform his client that the producers had decided at the last minute against using him in the movie.
I guess K-Fraud is officially black now.
