Archive for the ‘Celebutards’ Category

Miss Teen USA (Carolina) is a f**king moron

-Sunday, August 26th, 2007-


I’d like nothing more than to backhand her, but before you all go pointing and laughing, how many of you can actually locate the US on a map?

Common Is A Whore

-Tuesday, August 14th, 2007-

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Hip-hop star COMMON performed a personalised rap for ANGELINA JOLIE and MORGAN FREEMAN on the set of their upcoming movie WANTED. The rapper - real name Lonnie Lynn Jr. - recently spent time with the acting duo shooting the new movie in Prague, but decided to pay them a visit when filming returned to his hometown of Chicago, Illinois. Lynn performed a rap - inspired by his new album Finding Forever - as a tribute to Jolie and Freeman and also gave them handwritten copies of the lyrics to keep.

So when Lonnie does it– it’s alright, but when I do it, I get charged with trespassing and harassment?…Fucking racists.

Tom Cruise Is My Hero

-Monday, August 13th, 2007-

Seriously, any person that can make an attempted man slaughter story as hilarious as this is a god. Tom should write for OJ.