I’m a camel rider with all kinds of fucking artillery! For more Khaled styling, clicky here!

The first person to take shots at the gayass group Khaled’s got — well I like Ross, but fuck it. Some decent lines in here.

We Da BEST! Who? WE NIGGA!

Did you flinch while reading that? Don’t worry, it’s normal. DJ Khaled is the fucking love child of DJ Clue and The Kool Aid man.

So let’s take the time out to hate. Well, I don’t want to use the word “hate” because it conveys the idea of someone who is jealous and envious of something that someone else has and that’s not the case. Why? because the only thing that Khaled has besides “Unity” and “Love” is down syndrome and some priceless photos of certain rappers in compromising positions. I envy none of that.

I can’t prove the photos of course, and I suppose it’s possible that it was pity, and not blackmail that encouraged those fine verse-layers to hop on his album, but the retardation part is self-evident. Is it normal for a DJ to not only ask himself a question, but to answer? Nay Sir! NAY!

Khaled, Khaled, Khaled. Angie was NOT laughing with you sir, and neither are we, stick to the beats my man. Should you want to torture yourself, or anyone in the vicinity, play with the Khaled soundboard above. Use the embed code below to share the horror.

50 made an appearance on Shade 45 yesterday where he vented on a LOT of shit, including the infamous Beyonce crotch shot (pictured above). We’ve got it here in parts and broken down.

Part 1 - Discusses Coke in Croatia and pulling his pants down in India

Part 2 - Discusses Beyonce’s crotch shot “Shout out to hov, we saw the magic box!”, gives it 5 stars, and takes a few sly shots at Jay (the cold war continues)

Part 3 - Discusses Beyonce and Jay some more, and a little Nas (calls him a sucka)

Part 4 - Gives condolences to Bun B and Pimp C’s family. Discusses BET, “Shoot to Kill” day, Spike Lee

Part 5 - Discusses Irv/Ja (makes fun of the Body track by imitating Irv and Ja on “Gotti’s Way”), clowns Gotti’s show, his trial, Says he’s gonna buy Ja’s house and make it a museum, clowns Kanye a bit - but gives condolences, talks about Def Jam 4th quarter releases, Busta Rhymes. Clowns his own teeth, and Banks chin. Begins shouting out albums.

Part 6 - Shouts out more albums (Styles P, Freeway, Ghostface, Birdman, Gucci Man), Wu-Tang beef, Small shots at the Rick Ross/Khaled combo videos (WE DEPRESSED!), Clowns Fat Joe, Clowns Oprah (again) (gets cut off)

Part 7 - Discusses celebs adopting African kids, his crew getting money, his house, label firings, Whoo Kid licking Kimora’s ass, discusses Kim vs Remy beef — says he likes both, and both are hard.