50 made an appearance on Shade 45 yesterday where he vented on a LOT of shit, including the infamous Beyonce crotch shot (pictured above). We’ve got it here in parts and broken down.

Part 1 - Discusses Coke in Croatia and pulling his pants down in India

Part 2 - Discusses Beyonce’s crotch shot “Shout out to hov, we saw the magic box!”, gives it 5 stars, and takes a few sly shots at Jay (the cold war continues)

Part 3 - Discusses Beyonce and Jay some more, and a little Nas (calls him a sucka)

Part 4 - Gives condolences to Bun B and Pimp C’s family. Discusses BET, “Shoot to Kill” day, Spike Lee

Part 5 - Discusses Irv/Ja (makes fun of the Body track by imitating Irv and Ja on “Gotti’s Way”), clowns Gotti’s show, his trial, Says he’s gonna buy Ja’s house and make it a museum, clowns Kanye a bit - but gives condolences, talks about Def Jam 4th quarter releases, Busta Rhymes. Clowns his own teeth, and Banks chin. Begins shouting out albums.

Part 6 - Shouts out more albums (Styles P, Freeway, Ghostface, Birdman, Gucci Man), Wu-Tang beef, Small shots at the Rick Ross/Khaled combo videos (WE DEPRESSED!), Clowns Fat Joe, Clowns Oprah (again) (gets cut off)

Part 7 - Discusses celebs adopting African kids, his crew getting money, his house, label firings, Whoo Kid licking Kimora’s ass, discusses Kim vs Remy beef — says he likes both, and both are hard.

Whoa, super no homo on that shit, but the nigga did say it!

The Internet has totally taken the music business and stuck a big fat dick in its ass and now it’s fucked it. Now we’re trying to wiggle it out our asses and get that fucking shit up out of our ass and it’s tough.

I’m amazed, and a bit weirded out over how easily that analogy came to him. Anyways, head on over to Complex to read the full interview. It’s 3 pages long but it’s a good one. Don’t forget to peep “gotti’s Way” on VH1.

It’s no secret that the G-Unit and Murder Inc camps (or what’s left of the camp) have beef — but you might’ve thought it simmered down by now. Sure, Ja throws a shot or two at 50, and 50 does the same in kind, but it’s been a while since they’ve openly heckled each other.

Irv recently sat down for an interview with SOHH.com and got down to the nitty gritty.

“As far as his whole tough guy image and him always frontin’ like he’s the toughest guy, we seen firsthand that he’s not the toughest guy. Ya understand?” Gotti told SOHH. “As far as music goes it’s crazy to me because everything that he put Ja down for, he’s become. Everything.”

“I remember when (50 Cent) first came out he did an interview and he said Ja Rule’s a pop artist and he should just make records with Christina Aguilera,” Gotti continued. “Yo look at this n*gga’s new album. Yo. Justin Timberlake. Akon. He’s a black artist but he’s a pop artist. Ya understand. He’s getting’ beats from will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas. Who else is on his album? Robin Thicke.”

“You doing records with white boys and they sound better than you on the record,” Gotti added. “Like ya know they bodyin’ you on the record. Like that’s a Justin Timberlake record, that ain’t even ya record homie. It should be Timberlake featuring 50.”

And in case you had any doubts that the beef was still “real”, Irv ends off with

 ”Duck, that’s my advice,” he said. “When it comes, duck. Run. When it comes, run. That’s the only advice. As far as advice for him and the business? There’s no love there so why would I want to give him any advice. I could, but f*ck him.”

Do I detect a Cold Winter? Oh wait, Cam’s got that covered. Well then, I predict an exceptionally warm spring.