For now.. let’s treat this as bullshit. But even if this guy is making it up, you’ve gotta give him credit. This shit’s hilarious (no pun intended).

According to “Babel”:

Ayo, allhiphop readers, whaddup, it’s your boy Babel from Canada! Let me hit chu up wit some knowledge that I heard that’s straight ridonkulous, doggie. I was up working Valet at the spot in the downtown T. Dot and guess who f***ing shows up in a weak ass rental drop?

That’s right, the rhyme-forgetter, Wasalu Jaco a.k.a. Lupe Fiasco’s The Cool. Son gets out of the whip on the passengers side (he’s rollin’ with two hommies and a dime piece like I aint never seene befor). Anyways he comes around the whip real celebritard like and he gets up in my grill, looks at my nametag and he’s all: “Ayo, Babel, you park this car real extra nice for me, don’t forget you represents Madison Ave”, so I say “Yo n***a, i parks every car wit the same amount of care. Don’t matter if you 50 Cents or Kriss Angel”…

So the man takes out a dollar bill crumples it up, throws it on the ground and says “There’s yo tip my N*g”.
First of all I thought the boy was on sum Allah shit like not saying n***a and whatnot. Second, i ‘m like “Ayo! This is Canada mutha f***a, we aint got no one dollar bills here. Give me a fucking loonie at least”.

Bottom line is I took a shit in the back seat of the car while I parked it and I never saw the nigga again. But I heard he was sitting real close with one of the homies. The dime piece was apparently his sister.

Source: AllHipHop Rumors

Cuz that nigga is crazy yo… that nigga’ll straight call you out and then proceed to ENTERTAIN yo ass! Simply. Bananas.

…by the way… I call staged.

Take this with a grain of salt once you see the other albums EW listed, but Curtis comes in at #3:

Fiddy remains committed to detailing the joys of penetration — primarily the kind where bullets pierce flesh. Want social context or dramatic backstories for all this murder? Find yourself a less lazy G.

And Souljah boy lands at the #1 worst album of the year:

”Booty meat in my face, even when I be talkin’…” Really? Soulja’s at eye level with butts wherever he goes? If you’re seeking a circle of hell lower than the one in which ”Crank That” is ubiquitous, listen to his entire album.

Meanwhile, although he just dropped, Lupe’s “The Cool” is the #10 top album of the year.