After a pre-trial hearing lasting 3 days, Simpson is finally heading to court for his arraignment.
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s bear witness to one of the dumbest negros of our time. You know how many would KILL to get away with murder? Then you go fuck it up over a fucking suit and shit?
So, this ex-football star gets away with a double murder (we all know he did it) right right? Next thing you know, he’s writing a book about it. Brilliant no? How’s this for the icing on his stupidity cake. Simpson was arrested this weekend and charged with armed robbery of — get this — sports memorabilia!
Las Vegas police said they’ve arrested O.J. Simpson on charges related to an armed robbery of sports memorabilia.
The arrest came after another man was taken into custody in the alleged incident.Police said Walter Alexander was arrested on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery and burglary with a deadly weapon. Two firearms were seized, police said.Simpson has said he was among several people who went to a casino hotel room this week. He said he’d hoped to retrieve some items that belonged to him. He told police no guns were involved.
You sir, may now eternally don the “fucking moron” badge.
Can you guess who’s thinking “I’m Gon’ Rape You” in this pic?
*Hint* “Luda Looks Magically Delicious”
