Ice, you should’ve known not to get into it with a little boy.

CAMMON MAN!

Oh Lawd! It’s not enough that Soulja Boy can play with Fruity Loops over the summer and get signed on the strength of a wackass song — now the “Pop It Off Boyz”, who copied Souljah boy and created the monstrosity above, have gotten a record deal.

Yep, it’s true. They cranked dat batman and got a music deal with Universal. Ain’t that some shit? You don’t even have to be original these days. Guess it’s time for all you myspace rappers to step your game up.

Soulja Schlong up in Dat Hoe // Watch me lean, watch me poke…

I keed, I keed. (No homo just in case.)

…Wow. And no nigga, trying to save yourself at the end of the video didn’t work. You already don’ fucked up.

Take this with a grain of salt once you see the other albums EW listed, but Curtis comes in at #3:

Fiddy remains committed to detailing the joys of penetration — primarily the kind where bullets pierce flesh. Want social context or dramatic backstories for all this murder? Find yourself a less lazy G.

And Souljah boy lands at the #1 worst album of the year:

”Booty meat in my face, even when I be talkin’…” Really? Soulja’s at eye level with butts wherever he goes? If you’re seeking a circle of hell lower than the one in which ”Crank That” is ubiquitous, listen to his entire album.

Meanwhile, although he just dropped, Lupe’s “The Cool” is the #10 top album of the year.

See? They should’ve never given that little nigga money.

This is seriously some of the most corny shit I’ve seen in a minute. Where the fuck did they get a budget to do this shit? I’m talking all this shit now, but deep down, I know this is ringtone material

See what you’ve done Soulja Boy? Ya see?!?

This took place in London… as if you couldn’t tell. GZA goes back and forth talking shit, and then saying he’s not knocking people. Do I sense a new war brewing? Nigga sounds a bit bitter about something… I’ll do some digging.

On a side note, I’m gonna catch slack for this, but UK rap fans take a big L for this one. These niggas seem desperate for attention.

…and actually saves the song. More Hip-Hop songs should feature live instrumentals.