Lil Mama showed up at the VMAs (first mind you) and trotted down the red carpet dressed as a bigass black baby. Apparently she spent her whole wardrobe budget in the G-Slide and Girlfriend videos.

Fifty Cent’s poolside performance at the Hard Rock Hotel on Saturday almost turned deadly.

During the show, guest Floyd Mayweather Jr. started tossin’ money in the air, causing the crowd to dive into the stage-side pool to collect the soggy dollars. As fans pushed in, the stage nearly gave way — where stacks of electronics lay in wait to electrocute the whole lot! Get rich or die tryin’!

Fifty tried to warn the crowd, and when the warnings went unheeded, he ended the show by walking offstage.

And according to someone who claims to have been there:

I was working at the show as a cam. assistant and I was in the pool at the time. What ruin it was a guy use the supports in the water as a leverage to lift himself up to grab money that was still on the stage. Then, the front part of the stage started to tilt down and then stage right pillar that holds up the lights started to fall, a stage crew grabbed it until they put sandbags on it. 50 told everyone to backup and said “electricity and water don’t mix” and then said “You’ll all goin’ die, so back the f*&k up” then security told 50 to end it and thats when he walked off. Then it took 5-10 minutes to get everyone out of the pool. I was one of the last ones out. Floyd threw out stacks of dollar bills, a few hundreds and twenties. He also tore up a few hundred dollar bills.

Too bad 50 cares. That sounded like the perfect opportunity to create the infamous Sparkling Wiggle.