Nelly Heads to the Bay

I know our job is here is to make fun of, humiliate and generally be an ass to celebrities (and stupid people), but I must admit, I find myself dumbing out a bit on this one…

Lord help me.

47 Responses to “Nelly Heads to the Bay”

  1. mac dre | 05.05.2008 @ 5:21 pm

    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  2. giggity gangster | 05.05.2008 @ 5:27 pm

    im diggin the too short flow

  3. bayshitmayne | 05.05.2008 @ 5:41 pm

    from the bay.. i give nel props for the idea..
    i guess
    his 40 shit sounds legit

  4. kill nelli | 05.05.2008 @ 5:43 pm

    firrrrst, nelly is qarbaqe. i hope some1 destroys his little career. may 24th is about to be the worst day of his life. 10,000k first week

  5. RSME | 05.05.2008 @ 6:58 pm

    # kill nelli | 05.05.2008 @ 5:43 pm

    firrrrst, nelly is qarbaqe. i hope some1 destroys his little career. may 24th is about to be the worst day of his life. 10,000k first week

    ^^^
    this nigga need to go back to school and learn basic maths… 10,000k is 10 million. 10 million first week would be the best day of his life not worst you fucking dumb shit.

  6. ****JaFric**** | 05.05.2008 @ 7:14 pm

    looool shawg RSME ruined kill nelli’s life lol tuff track tho

  7. OG | 05.05.2008 @ 7:52 pm

    get off nellys dick. The LOU is in the buildin we coming strong my nigg.

  8. Logic | 05.05.2008 @ 7:54 pm

    if you from the bay this shit Go ! On Citaz

  9. That_Dude | 05.05.2008 @ 8:08 pm

    This shit go

  10. TwoOne | 05.05.2008 @ 8:28 pm

    # kill nelli | 05.05.2008 @ 5:43 pm

    firrrrst, nelly is qarbaqe. i hope some1 destroys his little career. may 24th is about to be the worst day of his life. 10,000k first week

    ^^^
    # RSME | 05.05.2008 @ 6:58 pm
    this nigga need to go back to school and learn basic maths… 10,000k is 10 million. 10 million first week would be the best day of his life not worst you fucking dumb shit.

    ^^^^^
    Yea but he gettin 10$ every unit..prod. exec. Rec.Company..all get there cut…..I dont know where people started thinkin that if you sell records ur automatically a millionaire..far from the truth its not funny..the real money comes from “TOUR” …commercials ext. WHy do think the rappers start ownin businesses??to make more money, ownin clothin lines shoes fuccin Vitamin Water n shit..jay z got it on lock tho wit the sports team..

  11. TwoOne | 05.05.2008 @ 8:31 pm

    He gets 1 dollar every Unit(album) there for thats 10,000$=worst in nellys carier sorry RSME if he happens too sell 10,000 albums that would be Horrible for nelly..but I dont think he gone only sell 10,000 albums, thats just hater talk

  12. TwoOne | 05.05.2008 @ 8:33 pm

    ^^^(But he ***AINT*** gettin 10$ every Unit)

  13. krazy J 216 | 05.05.2008 @ 8:52 pm

    nelly slick

  14. ric | 05.05.2008 @ 9:07 pm

    shits gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

  15. 20b!rrdz | 05.05.2008 @ 9:12 pm

    too $hort dat nigga

  16. ACE | 05.05.2008 @ 10:11 pm

    KINDA WEIRD SONG FOR NELLY

    superiphonedownloads.com

  17. WEST COAST | 05.05.2008 @ 11:24 pm

    its not weird fuckface, its bay area style. he’s ridin Go Dumb nuts. but its all good, from the bay to the a. west and the south. its all hooked up. everyone else can eat nuts. Nelly aint the hardest but he kills it sometime. you see his freestyle on rap city? killed it. his 40 water impression and too short shit. killed it. nelly is doin good shit and yall just dont understand shit except how to type. go fuck yourselves.

    200 block
    Lakeview
    San Francisco
    KILLAFORNIA

  18. king | 05.05.2008 @ 11:25 pm

    siiiiick

  19. DUB | 05.06.2008 @ 12:27 am

    hyphy and going dumb is ooooooold. he jumped on the bandwagon a little to late……. shit is hella weak tho

  20. YOU'RE PROBABLY MY SON..I FUCKED YA MOM | 05.06.2008 @ 1:28 am

    AND THE LAMEST TRACK OF THE YEAR GOES TOO…CORNELL “NELLY” HAYNES!
    HONORABLE MENTION: NELLY FEAT. FERGIE-”PARTY PEOPLE”

  21. Czz Up | 05.06.2008 @ 7:29 am

    Nelly is straight sheeeeet, too short is dope … n uh east side bitches

  22. ytaflyg05 | 05.06.2008 @ 9:35 am

    hahah .. e 40 verse was tight

  23. bAY.bOY.RYDAH. | 05.06.2008 @ 2:32 pm

    TWO ONE YA bITCH… QUIT HATIN ON NELLY YA FAGGET.. IF U THINK U COULD SPIT AND MAKE SOME MUSIC THEN HOLLA.. bUT YO bROKE ASS NEED SHUT THE FUK UP.. AND QUIT INTERNET HATIN.. INTERNET BANGIN ASS bITCH!!!! FUKIN LOW LIFE FAGGET… A NIGGA DOIN HIS THANG… YA SUK bUTT!!!

  24. pimpin | 05.06.2008 @ 4:02 pm

    LOL E40 ISNT ON THIS TRACK OR TOO SHORT HE JUST RAPED LIKE THEM..THATS WHY ITS DIFFERENT. TO ALL THE NIGGAS SAYING NELLY CAREER IS GONNA END THIS ALBUM WHO CARES REALLY HE DID WHAT YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER CANT..DROPED 2 3X PLATIUM ALBUM ON THE SAME DAY. SO MANY NIGGAS JUST FOLLOW SUITS NOWADAYS.

  25. Cheaaaaaaaaaaa | 05.06.2008 @ 4:34 pm

    im in da bay and he a swagger jackin az mf we aint tryna steal yall shit dont take ours

  26. sevens | 05.06.2008 @ 8:35 pm

    kill nelli

    KRS 1 already did tht but Nelly and him squash beef i think or something or Nelly on the rise again something

  27. MR. SWAGNIFICENT | 05.06.2008 @ 11:30 pm

    BUT I AIN’T EVEN GON LIE I HAD WENT TO ST. LOUIS AND I SWEAR THEY SOUND LIKE PEOPLE FROM THE BAY!! THEY ALWAYS SAYING “HELLA” AND WEAR VANS AND SHIT LOL…. IT’S ONLY RIGHT THAT HE JUMP ON THE BAND WAGON. YOU SWAG JACK!
    SWAG, SWAG, SWAG…

  28. MR. SWAGNIFICENT | 05.06.2008 @ 11:31 pm

    BUT I AIN’T EVEN GON LIE I HAD WENT TO ST. LOUIS AND I SWEAR THEY SOUND LIKE PEOPLE FROM THE BAY!! THEY ALWAYS SAYING “HELLA” AND WEAR VANS AND SHIT LOL…. IT’S ONLY RIGHT THAT HE JUMP ON THE BAND WAGON 2. YOU SWAG JACK!
    SWAG, SWAG, SWAG…

  29. jamalhans | 05.07.2008 @ 1:45 am

    gay

  30. don_p | 05.07.2008 @ 1:55 am

    werd. shit is wak. fuck nelly

  31. CHIEFin ROYALly in KC | 05.07.2008 @ 9:23 am

    WHACK SHIT. THIZZZZZZZ IN PEACE MAC DRIZZLE TOO BAD HE HAD TO COME AND TALK SHIT IN KANSAS CITY HE NEVER MADE IT OFF 71 HIGHWAY

  32. Black Davis | 05.07.2008 @ 10:13 am

    Everything this nigga does grows on you. Its different anyway so he good.

  33. street fidda didda dam | 05.07.2008 @ 11:18 am

    Wow all you niggas is hatin on Nelly and shit… Let me tell you that this niggas has arguably brought us some of the biggest hits of the past 8 years, and almost more than anyone else… If it wasnt for this nigga, Lil’ Wayne might not be as big as he is, honestly, after getting on the track “this for my niggas” with Nelly, from Country Grammar album, is when you started to hear him on the radio, and started becoming big…. I mean he was always big with the Hot Boys, but im talking as a solo artist, and my nigga Nelly comin hard as fuck at all you hatin ass niggas when this album drops.. June 24th…

  34. realniiggarap | 05.07.2008 @ 2:32 pm

    Yo Nelly came out my last year in high sccool and i thought he was wack but after about eight years i appreciate his hustle. I know ima get flack for thi But THIS SHIT IS HIP HOP. Dis nigga bieng creative just like when biggie did dat midwest flow. Hes a positive nigga he aint talkin about no fake shit i mean shit ima joe budden immortal technique lords of the underground souls of mischief organized confusion type of nigga but i can fuck wit dis Big ups to nelly hes got my respect

  35. THEROYALONE | 05.07.2008 @ 3:45 pm

    WHO GIVES A FUCK. NELLY CAN HEAD TO INDIA. STILL THE SAME WACK AS NELLY.

  36. peep game | 05.07.2008 @ 9:10 pm

    go peep nelly on youtube…spittin on bet rap city…….he killed dat shit……..

  37. Smooth Hoosier | 05.08.2008 @ 9:18 am

    That shit was fun. Sounds like a Droop-E beat, shit slaps ! I’m from the midwest and we are with that Bay area shit. Shit goes ! I’ll be slappin’ this in my scraper….yadadadadadamean you beezy ?!?!?!

  38. Da 13roNX | 05.08.2008 @ 12:31 pm

    Nelly fell off, but this might be a comeback.. This shit was tuff. Damn yall niggas really need to learn WHEN to hate tho. Niggas in here just hate hate for everything yo.. When I seen the shit about this track I said the same thing.. like “New Nelly? Prolly trash..” and then I listened to it.. shit was creative as fuk. The haters is lame fa dat son, open ur minds chumps..

  39. Da 13roNX | 05.08.2008 @ 12:34 pm

    @ Cheaaaaaaa

    Fall back homie. He swagger jacked on purpose, so it isnt really swagger jackin. He was paying homage to the Bay rappers. And you from the Bay anyway B, one of the most close minded areas in the US when it comes to music.. fall bak.

  40. macken | 05.08.2008 @ 12:40 pm

    TO CHIEFin ROYALly in KC COME TO EAST 12 AND 50TH IN eAST oAKLAND BRAH aND i BET YOU GET THE BUTTER KNOCKED OFF YOUR BUSCUIT FOR TALKING DOWN ON DA MAC FUCK KC THATS WHY MIAMI THE MOST BLASTED THOSE NIGGAS FOR DRE IN VEGAS FUCK YOU NIGGA.

  41. Cheaaaaaaaaaaa | 05.08.2008 @ 1:38 pm

    stfu u dunno shit all these mfs tryna make dough off the bay fall back on deez nuts beezy

  42. Ninja66 | 05.08.2008 @ 2:23 pm

    To be honest, this song is a serious rip off of 187 proof by Spice 1. It’s a bit old, but Nelly really did not do justice to Bay area music.

  43. Da 13roNX | 05.08.2008 @ 3:16 pm

    But if random muhfukkas can actually make money off the Bay music.. What does that say about Bay music? Sit on dat egg till it hatches B.. 1.

  44. lauderhill | 05.08.2008 @ 3:53 pm

    He tried to rap like E-40 but as hard as he tried not to, he couldn”t help but rhyme.

  45. Bird | 05.08.2008 @ 9:12 pm

    Creatively…This kinda hard. If u from the BAY, u should take it as a compliment. He given respect where its due. BUT…at the end of the day niggas still gon hate. He still making bread and these haters still dropping salt cause they aint made it. ST. LOUIS in the building!!!!!

  46. FUCK MIAMI | 05.08.2008 @ 11:16 pm

    fuck St. Louis too, ol country azz underdeveloped pussies… FUCK U!

  47. Alan B | 05.09.2008 @ 2:51 pm

    Eh, I agree wit Bird, I’m from East Oakland, the 30’s of course, an I see it as him payin’ respect to the bay, cuz most’a these niggaz that are on top right now, used to listen to the bay back in the early 90’s when we were on top an the late 80’s from Too Short to Hammer to 40, he’s puttin’ niggaz names on in the song, aint like he’s just usin’ there style an actin’ like he owns the shit.

    If them niggaz aint got a problem with it, then ya’ll shouldn’t

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